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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to Sell Insurance

(submitted by Ms. Miss Patricia)

10. You're naive enough to believe that "no means no." (Arcola Mike )
9. You gave flood coverage to Noah. (Warchild)
8. You end every sales pitch with: "Of course, none of this will matter when zombies arrive." (Pertinax)
7. You get queasy when you talk about death and dismemberment. (The Incognito Penguin)
6. You're an incurable optimist. (Krig the Viking)
5. You have never owned plaid pants. (Arcola Mike )
4. The last customer you were speaking to somehow managed to sell you a policy. (Mute)
3. You think 'Term Insurance' protects the holder from excessive re-election. (rorschak)
2. You thought Actuarial meant the company employed actors. (Strat)
1. You think "Term Life" is a prison sentence. (whyBother)

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