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Top Ten Signs Your Mechanic is Nuts

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. When a collision with a pigeon damaged your grill and you said you wanted a new one, he ordered a live pigeon. (Chuck1863)
9. He advertises that he specializes in servicing flying cars. (whyBother)
8. He says he can perform any kind of repair... as long as there isn't any dirt involved. (Strat)
7. You only left your VW Beetle with him for an hour, but he claims it came to life, took him on a crazy adventure, rekindled his relationship with his wife, and won a race against an evil Porsche. (Krig the viking)
6. You walked in as he was trying to change the brakes on a horse. (Mute)
5. Your last bill included "New Hamster Wheel." (rorschak)
4. He asks if you want the replacement parts super-sized. (Arcola Mike)
3. He strongly hints that any expensive part can be cheaply replaced with the correctly chosen shape of pasta cooked al dente. (Pertinax)
2. When he checks the oil he drags the dipstick across his tounge. (Warchild)
1. He fixed the strange knock under the hood, but now you hear a low moaning sound coming from the trunk. (JAM)

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