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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Items For Sale at an Inconvenience Store

(submitted by Stephen H)

10. Books by Al Gore (Bentley Bones)
9. For only $4.95, the store will give your personal information to the Jehovah's Witnesses. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. Timex watches that NEED a licking to keep on ticking (Bentley Bones)
7. Two-headed nails: Hit either end. (Stephen H)
6. Pre-paid rotary cell phones (al)
5. Two ply toilet tissue, where the perforations don't match between plys (Bentley Bones)
4. Batteries: But they are not included so you'll need to buy them again. (the incognito penguin)
3. TSA airport screenings (Bentley Bones)
2. It's impossible to say, since all the shelves are all up so high you can't see the merchandise. (Geoduck)
1. Oh, they also sell fresh hot coffee, just without lids...or cups. (quistis)

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