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Top Ten Defense Tactics for Turkeys in November

(submitted by Magus Noan)

10. A good old-fashioned rendition of "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens" (Ms. Miss Patricia)
9. Mastery of Turk-Won-Do (rorschak, BABaker)
8. Team up with that annoying Chick-fil-A cow to encourage people to eat chicken. (Arcola Mike, JAM, BABaker)
7. White sheet over head to disguise as an injured, over-weight bald eagle (JAM)
6. Float like a butterball, sting like a bee. (BABaker)
5. Paint tail feathers teal and try to pass as a peacock (Magus Noan, Rigoletto)
4. Steal a lampshade and pose on an end table (Magus Noan)
3. If it is duck colored, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck it might make it past Thursday. (RAM)
2. In blue states, wear big "GMO" sticker; in red states, "organic." (Mute)
1. Announce a Thanksgiving Day sale, scheduled right for dinner time. (Tristan)

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