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Top Ten Things Philae and Rosetta Found on Comet 67P
Trash left behind by Bruce Willis and crew after filming "Armageddon"
Ice... and, conveniently, ice cube trays
The source of indigestible fruit cakes
That Comet 67P is actually a chunk of Aldeeran after it got blown away by the Death Star
The portal that sucks sock from Earth's washing machines
A Starbucks, with a memo on the door advertising the new Starbucks opening on the other side of the comet
(Ilsoap, Madam Annie Whittington's Twin Sister Lizzy)
A really nice secluded nook, where Philae can take a nap and wait for summer to come
(Sounds good to me!)
A 75% off coupon code for Bed, Bath, and Beyond the asteroid belt
A note saying "Gone to 67Q, back on tuesday"
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