Don't wear white.
(Squeezette)
Carry at least a cord of firewood with you at all times, along with plenty of matches and paper to start the fire with.
(AlHubb)
Channel a yeti.
(Buffalo Gal)
Make fun of all the frozen people who once gave you grief about your body hair.
(BABaker)
Don't check Facebook unless you want to see your West Coast friends complaining that it's unseasonably warm.
(Mute)
Stay in the car. That way the wildlife won't feast on your body and you will be easier for the National Guard to find.
(AlHubb)
Always travel with heavyset friends. That way if you're trapped, you'll only have to eat one or two to survive.
(MLehde)
Carry sco-cone syrup in your glove box.
(lefty)
Resist the temptation to sing the score from Frozen.
(Maniac Bob)
Get plenty of fluids so you can pee your way out of danger.
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