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Top Ten Reason to Live on the Moon

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10. You can finally get off the grid. (AlHubb)
9. No lawn to mow. No snow to shovel. No leaves to rake. (Wools)
8. No atmosphere means you don't have to listen to the neighbor's cat mating at 3am. (BABaker)
7. Miles and miles of unscanned sand for your new MD3001 metal detector (Bentley Bones)
6. None of that pesky oxygen to start forest fires (dhla)
5. The phrase "What in the world..." is almost never used. (wheels)
4. Great view of the ocean, any ocean (Wools)
3. Losing 5/6ths of your body weight is the only way you'll ever make it into your insurance company's "healthy" range. (lefty)
2. If kissing in the moonlight turns women on, imagine kissing on the moon. (whyBother)
1. The earth kills millions daily. No one has ever died on the moon. (Chuck1863)

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