Mike Tyson [for a stong right-hand man]
(Bob Clemmons)
Peg Leg the Pirate [They gave an arm and a leg for us]
(Wisconsin)
Manuel Noriega [for the Dole-Pineapple face ticket]
(Cahill)
Strom Thurman [200 years of experience]
(Wisconsin)
Howdy Doody [his expressions are more mobile]
(LSDiamond)
Riki Lake [So she can dredge up the dirt on every other candidate]
(Chazz)
Richard Simmons [Run under slogan Dole-Fruit '96]
(John_Reinhardt@yr.com)
The robot from "The Day the Earth Stood Still" [to add personality to the platform]
(Josh Bardwell)
Claudia Schiffer [Dole confuses his need for a running mate with... other needs]
(Chazz)
Willard Scott [in preparation for his 100th birthday]
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