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Top Ten Reasons to Play Golf
Always wanted to have someone whispering about your next move.
(Master O Sir)
You've lost your driver's licence and it's your only opportunity to drive a motor vehicle.
Excellent cure for insomnia
Good source of frustration after the kids leave home
Surrounded by other people who make your geeky clothes look good
(Robert A. Clemmons, TheDugman@aol.com)
Its too nice out to bowl.
Only sport where you can score a birdie, hit a birdie and flip a birdie all in one game.
Farfedneugen (Oops, that's why you should drive a VW Golf).
You told the IRS you were a golf pro, and that's why you deducted the trip to Florida.
It's one way to reach your Congressman/Senator.
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