Getting AOL disks in the mail
(Sink)
When it rains, his house short circuits
(ED)
Still hasn't heard from "Playgirl" on that centerfold offer
(Cap Collector)
Microsoft employees that go home
(Steve Weiss)
Solicitations to appear in the next Revenge of the Nerds sequal
(THECATDOG)
Can't program his own VCR
(Jake jake@mwt.net, Toonces)
Corn Flakes always get soggy while Word starts up
(Andy S.)
Being #1 on People Magazine's 25 most influential dweebs list.
One word....Shareware....
(bam)
Convenience store clerks who can't break a $1000
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