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Top Ten Pet Peeves of Bill Gates
Getting AOL disks in the mail
When it rains, his house short circuits
Still hasn't heard from "Playgirl" on that centerfold offer
Microsoft employees that go home
Solicitations to appear in the next Revenge of the Nerds sequal
Can't program his own VCR
(Jake email@example.com, Toonces)
Corn Flakes always get soggy while Word starts up
Being #1 on People Magazine's 25 most influential dweebs list.
Convenience store clerks who can't break a $1000
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