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Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Waiter/Waitress
(submitted by bean)
Make them sing the national anthem before presenting the food.
Sit in the no-smoking section and put a big stogey in your mouth, but don't light it
Ask for ketchup when dessert arrives.
Order the soup de jour, then complain there are not enough jours in it.
Ask if the wine is fresh.
Ask them to run across the road and get you something cheaper.
(kalman, chuck king)
Use the phrase "al dente" as often as possible, especially when asking for the bill.
One word: charades
Tell them the ice cream you ordered is cold.
Keep beckoning them over and when they arrive ask for more time.
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