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Top Ten Signs Your New Roommate Isn't Going to Work Out

(submitted by Mark Palmer)

10. He asks you to touch all of his guns and knives, but he only handles them with gloves (Norm)
9. He insists on keeping his food in alphabetical order (Barron Greenback)
8. She stores her Cat Anatomy Class homework next to your Oreo stash. (Impulse Shopper)
7. He uses the word "tubular" more than 30 times a day. (Rlope1)
6. She saw "Single White Female" sixty-two times. (
5. He insists that he do all the cooking; then your pets start to vanish (Foster)
4. You walk in the first day and he's nailed his bed to the ceiling (Jack Borrebach)
3. Three words: Midnight indoor soccer (Steve Weiss)
2. The living room is filled with teddy bears... missing their heads.... (Bob Clemmons)
1. He pays his half of the rent in rolled pennies. (Bob Clemmons)

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