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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Rejected Pickup Lines

(submitted by Brad Maurer and Susan Mayberry)

10. Excuse me, but my assertiveness coach says that I should.... (Ogershok)
9. Hi, I know lots of crap pick up lines now, can I try one on you? (Barron Greenback)
8. Isn't it amazing? The color of your lips perfectly matches the color of my appendectomy scar! (G. Peefalt)
7. You would have an extremely high charisma statistic. (Norm)
6. Hi, my name is Ted Kennedy... (ARS)
5. Don't worry, I've also got 5 o'clock shadow. (warchild)
4. If it's okay with my parole officer, would you like to go out next Saturday? (Fluff)
3. Did you know that 'Fabio' is Italian for 'Fonzie'? (ARS)
2. I can hold that up my nose all night if I have to. (
1. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? (bob swain, Tiny, Lana)

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