You can't remember if you have a wife or not.
(ryan, MLL)
Casper the Friendly Ghost has a better tan than you do.
(Anon A. Moss, Lana (pippin@theramp.net))
Your office chair sticks to your butt.
(bmfc1)
There is a keyboard impression on your forehead from sleeping at your workstation.
(Brett Coleman)
You have bouts of nostalgia for forty-hour work week.
(ST8uned)
You start wondering where your co-workers go from 5 pm to 9 am.
(John PS)
Several japanese car manufacturers are using you as a work ethics role model for their employees.
(Thomas, Lund)
You take 'labor day' literally.
(Thomas, Lund)
Your face looks like your driver's licence picture
(Kavan Kucko)
You are starting to receive thank-you notes from wife's lover.
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