You have installed a toilet in front of your computer.
(Huhtj)
You live at "http://21.Sycamore.Lane/Pittsburgh/PA/15201/Home.htm".
(G. Peefalt, TheDugman@aol.com)
When someone asks "What's the best way to get in touch with you?", you say "Finger me!"
(Dave R.)
People come to you instead of Yahoo's netsearch
(Didi)
You try to learn Japanese because you've seen all of the English speaking pages.
(Ben)
Your friends invite you to go surfing and you bring a computer.
(Warlord)
Everytime you dial-up, AOL's stock jumps a quarter of a point.
(G. Peefalt)
You've got enough frequent flyers points from your phone company to get to Uraguay and back.
(MEATYCRAB)
Your mouse arm is twice as big as your other arm.
(Alex Brown)
Your wife has to send you emails to tell you dinner's ready.
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