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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways the Country Would be Different if Run By Mickey Mouse

10. Scrooge McDuck would be appointed Secretary of the Treasury (Bob Clemmons)
9. All Congressmen and Senators would be required to wear mouse ears while in session (Warlord)
8. Lab mice would be outlawed, and be replaced by bunnies. (Steve Weiss)
7. Televised congressional hearings on violence in Warner Brothers cartoons. (
6. Bibbity-Bobbity-Budget Cuts (
5. No cats in the White House (Sarah H.)
4. OSHA's report on the benefits of whistling in the workplace. (
3. Goofy would become the best vice-president in the last ten years. (Steve Weiss, WARCHILD, Stickboy, Isaias Banegas ( author of "Isaias' Top Ten List Website" )., Unlucky69r, Brad Maurer, Fleetion Medic)
2. National capital would be moved to Tomorrowland. (Kevin Olesen)
1. Free Cheese (Susan Mayberry)

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