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Top Ten Excuses for Being Late to Work

(submitted by d_calbaut)

10. My arm got stuck in the blood pressure machine at K-Mart. (Paul Benick)
9. I left right on time but forgot that I cross a time zone to get to work. (The Manatee, Flapjack)
8. I had to defeat Lord Zed, Rita Repulsa and Goldar alongside the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers! (Pryncesse and Dave!)
7. I'm not late! I'm early for tomorrow. (kalman1, Pryncesse and Dave!, Steve Weiss)
6. I was at a punctuality seminar.
5. I got behind President Clinton while he was on his morning jog. (Troy Meers)
4. I was just about to leave when the fire alarm in my building went off. (Pryncesse and Dave!)
3. I was busy arranging boxes of stolen office supplies. (Stover)
2. My bike wouldn't start. (noah Londer, Paul Benick)
1. I have chronic dyslexia; I thought the time was 5:08 when it was really 8:05. (Taymeister)

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