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Top Ten Worst Break-up Lines
(submitted by Kirsten Blackstock)
Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all fat.
Aw hell, what am I saying I don't even want to be FRIENDS anymore.
It was between you and my imaginary friend Bobo . . . Sorry
(Kevin Campbell (Victoryklc@aol.com))
I've discovered my inner child and we've decided that you're icky.
Better luck next time.
Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work.
(The drunken sailor, Fluff)
I am sorry, I thought you were someone else.
I just can't love someone who would love someone like me.
It's not me; it's you.
(Kevin McNamara (McNamara@aol.com), Laura, Jimmy H., man from mars, Carren)
My dog is concerned I'm not spending enough time with him.
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