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Top Ten Worst Break-up Lines

(submitted by Kirsten Blackstock)

10. Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all fat. (Bob Clemmons)
9. Aw hell, what am I saying I don't even want to be FRIENDS anymore. (Flavin)
8. It was between you and my imaginary friend Bobo . . . Sorry (Kevin Campbell (
7. I've discovered my inner child and we've decided that you're icky. (Andy S.)
6. Better luck next time. (THECATDOG-Chazz)
5. Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work. (The drunken sailor, Fluff)
4. I am sorry, I thought you were someone else. (newy)
3. I just can't love someone who would love someone like me. (Sam Land)
2. It's not me; it's you. (Kevin McNamara (, Laura, Jimmy H., man from mars, Carren)
1. My dog is concerned I'm not spending enough time with him. (

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