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Top Ten Rejected Nike Slogans
Hey, go ahead get fat, you got cool shoes now
Tied, for your protection
Nike: More Ubiquitous Than God.
Bo knows overpriced.
Our shoes run like your nose!
Exploiting foreign labor since 1971.
It's okay if you come in second.
Just Do It...Unless It Looks Really Scary or Hard, Then Wait an Hour After You Eat And Then Do It, And Always Check With Your Physician Before Beginning This Or Any Other Physical Activity.
Nike: shouldn't your feet look better than they smell?
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