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Top Ten Amendments That Didn't Make It into the Bill of Rights
The right not to just bare arms, but the rest of your body as well
(Kzin, Cap Collector, Yorgo)
The right to beat up smelly people
The right to get a date on the fifth try
The right to pick your nose
(Fulphilled, G. Peefalt)
The right to never be denied access to low cost Slurpees (tm)
The inalienable right to sleep in
The right to cheat at solitaire
The right to laugh so hard milk comes out your nose
The right not to answer the question "Do I look fat?"
The Right to Arm Bears
(smokey, Cory Pebbles, Kent, Son of Spam, G. Peefalt, Spunky, Bob Clemmons, The Meister)
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