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Top Ten Reasons Santa Uses the Chimney
Big toy-making grant from the Chimney Sweep Union
To prove to his wife that he's still not really fat
Carrying keys to all the houses of the world would weigh down sled too much
Not enough seniority to get a street level parking spot yet
No vicious dogs on roof top
Last year he got caught under an automatic garage door opener
Reindeer have fleas and it's a good way to scratch.
Too many people complained abour Reindeer droppings near their front door
(Joe Fustolo, Impulse Shopper)
Easier than breaking in basement window like the Easter Bunny
Embarassed to be seen in silly red suit the wife insists he wears
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