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Top Ten Things Never Heard at a Bar
My pocket protector is bigger than yours is
Will that be for here or to go?
I've never seen such a clean men's room
I'll have the fish
Bartender, send me another milk
(John Voss, Cap Collector, WestCoast-Exemption, ImagineMe, Kevin Loomis)
Welcome to Karoke Hymn Night
(Bob Clemmons, Shane017@northernnet.com)
How about that quantum physics?
Hey, what say we watch Nova instead of Baywatch this week?
(Pamela and Yasmine, Kent)
Hey Baby,... What's your URL?
My wife understands me, and is an incredible goddess
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