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Top Ten Signs You Are Drinking Too Much Coffee
(submitted by C. A. Armstrong-Moore)
Your start stealing Coffee from work
(Jay A. Pickett)
You declare bankruptcy because of inability to settle your tab with Juan Valdez
You begin to think that De-Caf means without milk.
Starbucks names a coffee after your first born
Anxiety over the size of your mug
Your blood type is almond espresso.
You can no longer blink.
(Sandy, Gregory James, Son of Spam)
Can't wait for the new "injectable" Folgers to hit store shelves.
You can thread your sewing machine while it's running
You alone account for 10% of the GNP of Columbia.
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