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Top Ten Complaints of NBA Ball-Boys
No one understands the excruciating demands of mopping the lane.
B-ball groupies with cooties.
Away games interfere with video game practice.
Don't get announced with starting lineup.
That Jack Nicholson guy in the first row keeps saying "Here's Johnny!"
Don't get paid extra for picking up teeth when J. R. Reid is in town.
Chronic crick-in-the-neck syndrome
The way the towel boys act like they are so much better.
The cheerleaders sit on the opposite side of the court.
Mom can't appreciate the language skills you're learning in the locker room.
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