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Top Ten Things Not to Say During an Archery Tournament
"Let me place this apple on my head for safe-keeping."
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing here. I must've seen 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' a million times."
"I'll take the guide dog while you shoot."
"Hey look at me...I'm a giant target"
(Aric the master)
"No no, my name really is Cupid."
"Hey, look what happens when I shoot this thing straight into the air."
"So, why aren't any of you guys wearing your green tights?"
"Hey, Jim, did you take your Ridilil this morning?"
(Dave R., Zach & Jeff)
"Shhhh, be beawy beawy quiet they're hunting targets."
"Anybody want to see my deer impression?"
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