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Top Ten Things Not to Say During an Archery Tournament

10. "Let me place this apple on my head for safe-keeping." (Tres Sea)
9. "Trust me, I know what I'm doing here. I must've seen 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' a million times." (Stormcrow)
8. "I'll take the guide dog while you shoot." (Jenny)
7. "Hey look at me...I'm a giant target" (Aric the master)
6. "No no, my name really is Cupid." (mlyons)
5. "Hey, look what happens when I shoot this thing straight into the air." (Fluff)
4. "So, why aren't any of you guys wearing your green tights?" (Wombat)
3. "Hey, Jim, did you take your Ridilil this morning?" (Dave R., Zach & Jeff)
2. "Shhhh, be beawy beawy quiet they're hunting targets." (Joe Cicero)
1. "Anybody want to see my deer impression?" (JjjFff)

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