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Top Ten Ways to Reduce the National Debt

10. Make Social Security only available to people named Val, Frank, and Terrence. (Chris Pittman)
9. Put it on the Discover Card. (Isaias Banegas (Author of Isaias' Top Ten List Website.))
8. Bank error in your favor. Recieve $3,000,000,000,000.00!!!!! (Vasitor)
7. Choose a person to pay a dollar a year for ten trillion years. (
6. Loot and plunder small Pacific islands. (SP's Norm)
5. Have a garage sale: Sell Kansas and South Dakota. (Steve Weiss)
4. Have Al Gore get a part-time job as a statue over at the local wax museum. (Fluff)
3. Charge Mexico and Canada rent. (
2. Auction off the government's warehouse inventory of 'pre-owned' flying saucers. (Isaias Banegas (Author of Isaias' Top Ten List Website))
1. Japan: Our 51st state. (Lefty)

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