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Top Ten Signs Your Computer Has a Virus
(submitted by SOWorth@aol.com)
Norton's Disk Doctor reports you to the CDC
Little pools of jumbled letters and symbols on your desktop
You could have sworn there was data on your hard drive yesterday...
It calls into work sick.
(Mike Shawhan, Impulse Shopper, wheeli)
It seems everytime you turn it on, it's been sending donations to some guy named George out in the Midwest
At startup, it says, "Please just let me lay down" in a nasal voice.
It doesn't feel up to surfin' the web
You remember the night it got drunk and recklessly shared disks with several other computers...you know it didn't use "protection".
(Yorick the jester)
It drips yellow goo and has a temperature of 102.
Damn thing goes through Kleenex like its going out of style
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