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Top Ten Things You Learn From Watching Baywatch

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10. Lifeguarding a 2 mile stretch of beach requires several high-speed boats, a dozen ski jets, assorted all terrain vehicles and about a dozen well endowed lifeguards. (Jenny)
9. The Pacific Ocean is as clear as a pool. (Stickboy, Lefty's Bro)
8. You've definitely been going to the wrong beaches. (Venkman)
7. You can have the acting ability of a turnip and still get rich and famous. (Talia, lefty)
6. The average American lifeguard spends 50% of their time running down beaches in slow motion. (Steve Weiss, Kevin Loughlin)
5. Pamela Anderson prefers plastic to paper. (D. Peters)
4. Drowning is a great way to meet beautiful women. (jrb, Amber)
3. No matter how long you're in the ocean, saltwater apparently has no effect on make-up and mascara. (Berly)
2. The Silicon Valley is in California. (Spanky)
1. No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (Rm 107)

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