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Top Ten Things You Learn From Watching Baywatch
(submitted by SPLAT)
Lifeguarding a 2 mile stretch of beach requires several high-speed boats, a dozen ski jets, assorted all terrain vehicles and about a dozen well endowed lifeguards.
The Pacific Ocean is as clear as a pool.
(Stickboy, Lefty's Bro)
You've definitely been going to the wrong beaches.
You can have the acting ability of a turnip and still get rich and famous.
The average American lifeguard spends 50% of their time running down beaches in slow motion.
(Steve Weiss, Kevin Loughlin)
Pamela Anderson prefers plastic to paper.
Drowning is a great way to meet beautiful women.
No matter how long you're in the ocean, saltwater apparently has no effect on make-up and mascara.
The Silicon Valley is in California.
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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