You've just replaced Wesley Crusher at Conn
(Rich)
You snarf that green guey stuff.
(it@that)
Your only line is: "Aaaaagggghhhhh"
(just me, Tom Buccine 
Instead of four hours in the make-up chair you now get 20 minutes with the apprentice- Tammy Fay Baker
(lefty)
The episode titled "Transporter Accident" starts with you on the transporter pad.
(I)
The script calls for a close-up of the back of your head and a loud diminished chord
(just me, Julia Reece)
You ask Scotty to beam you aboard right away and he beams down a 2 by 4
(srp)
A cardboard moon rock is about to crush you.
(Tom Buccine 
You tell Gowron that he looks like Screech with the Rocky Mountians on his head.
(it@that)
Instead of making that chirping noise, your communicator plays taps.
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