direct from . . .
Top Ten Terrible Things About Being a Clown
Having to wear an embarrasing "Hello, My Name is: Bozo" nametag at social events
Can't lie about whose rainbow-colored glob of hair is clogging the shower drain.
Finding Dr. Scholl's posturpedic shoe pads in anywhere near the right size
Get beaten out for scholarships by those damned mimes
Everytime you talk to your boss at work they call you a red-noser
When people see your bizarre clothing, colorful hair, and makeup, they immediately assume that you're Dennis Rodman
Big feet keep getting caught in escalators.
(The Lizard Queen, Kevin Carter)
The Orkin man keeps trying to steal your shoes.
Being the first clown stuffed in the toy car after the "Fiesta Night" buffet.
(Haggis, Dave R.)
No man can live up to the huge exspectations your gigantic feet produce
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Jun 5, 1997