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Top Ten Pet Goldfish Gripes
(submitted by Ella Huff)
The unbelievable number of Peeping Toms in the neighborhood
Never get taken on walks
(Vasitor, Kat, MikeF)
Everybody else is excited about Thanksgiving dinner, but you're still getting algae flakes
All your friends get to go to fraternity parties, but you never get to go
The little blue rocks. I mean, who are they kidding?
No glory in making "human faces" at people
The stupid "gummi-worm on a paper-clip" joke the owner always pulls
Goldfish mob boss's that make you wear styrofoam shoes to go "sleep with the humans"
Having that annoying algae eater always following behind you sucking your fins
Tough on the old ego to be sold for 20 cents.
(Michael J. Dogstar)
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