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Top Ten Rules in Hell

(submitted by Rei Nakazawa)

10. Satan ALWAYS has the remote control. (vipercat)
9. Extra sorrow and agony for anyone who says "You know it's not the heat, it's the humidity" (jake)
8. The (eternal) answer is: "The Icee machine will be repaired tomorrow." (Hotfoot3)
7. Steel wool underwear must be worn at all times. (oly)
6. Every time you bump into someone you know, you both have to sing "it's a small world after all" until your throats go dry. Then drink some refreshing hot liposuction fat, and then sing two more verses. (Venkman)
5. All Barry Manilow, all the time (Fonz)
4. No pestering the celebrities for autographs during work time. (Greg Brady)
3. No roasting marshmallows in the lake of fire (Ender n, badhaircut)
2. You can only eat ONE Lay's potato chip. (Libby)
1. Pay toilets only accept Canadian coins (Greg Brady)

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