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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Mechanic.
(submitted by Rei Nakazawa)
Wow! This car has two brake pedals!
I am more than a mechanic.....I see mysself as a visionary.....an automechanical artist.....your car is my canvas...and when I am done...it will be truly a masterpiece!
Waitaminute....didn't you pick up your car this morning?!?!
There isn't a car made that I can't put VW brake pads in
Alright, all fixed for ya! Heres the keys, by bill, and a legal resease from damages should the vehicle explode without warning, and I left the leftover parts under the passenger seat...
"Hey, if you hear a wrench bangin' around in there somewhere, could you bring it back?"
Windows? Oh yea...forgot about them.... MARTY! GET ME THE SARAN WRAP!! I'll have it fixed in a jiffy....
Butch and the Boys and I were wonderin'... Could you make that knocking noise with your lips again?
Try not to use the clutch too often; I couldn't quite get it right.
Hey, dude, I gotta lay low for a while. I stuffed some "merchandise" in your antifreeze container, so don't touch anything, okay?
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