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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Mechanic.

(submitted by Rei Nakazawa)

10. Wow! This car has two brake pedals! (Vasitor)
9. I am more than a mechanic.....I see mysself as a visionary.....an automechanical artist.....your car is my canvas...and when I am done...it will be truly a masterpiece! (Venkman)
8. Waitaminute....didn't you pick up your car this morning?!?! (Venkman)
7. There isn't a car made that I can't put VW brake pads in (jrb)
6. Alright, all fixed for ya! Heres the keys, by bill, and a legal resease from damages should the vehicle explode without warning, and I left the leftover parts under the passenger seat... (Venkman)
5. "Hey, if you hear a wrench bangin' around in there somewhere, could you bring it back?" (NDB)
4. Windows? Oh yea...forgot about them.... MARTY! GET ME THE SARAN WRAP!! I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.... (Venkman)
3. Butch and the Boys and I were wonderin'... Could you make that knocking noise with your lips again? (Bob Clemmons)
2. Try not to use the clutch too often; I couldn't quite get it right. (Vasitor)
1. Hey, dude, I gotta lay low for a while. I stuffed some "merchandise" in your antifreeze container, so don't touch anything, okay? (Greg Brady)

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