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Top Ten Signs Your Bus Driver is Nuts
(submitted by Jenny )
Keeps shouting "Hey! Which one is the Road to Hell?"
Leans out window and yells challenges to gang bangers while driving through the 'hood.
The bus is painted to look like "the General Lee" from The Dukes of Hazzard.
On his bus, exact change is required, but pants aren't.
Ak47 mounted on the dash and notches carved on the steering wheel
Occasionally lets a first grader drive so he can "light up" in the back with the high school kids
The side of his bus is covered with little silhouettes of Toyota Tercels with X's through them.
Is deathly afraid of the steering wheel, so in order to turn the bus he forces all passengers to lean into the turns while he maneuvers the makeshift rudder he created out of the last billboard he hit.
At every stop, stands up, looks down, says "Hey Moe, I peed on my shoe," and promptly does so.
You suspect that he is the one who spray-painted "Bus Lane Only" on every road along his route
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