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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs School Is Out For Summer

(submitted by Marty Phelps)

10. All the nerds and geeks are now hibernating for the summer. (curik)
9. The percentage of skin being shown in public has increased by 150 percent. (Berly)
8. The smoke in the bathroom has cleared out. (Glenn, Kerry, Josh)
7. You find yourself eating breakfast alone before work. (jrb)
6. Michael Jackson's limo no longer seen cruzin' the Junior High. (Not Opie)
5. You can't find a parking place within a mile of the mall. (Lefty's kid)
4. Longing to take that once-in-a-lifetime skin dip in the campus pool, you try to sneak ON campus unnoticed. (armyboy)
3. You see your wife on TV holding the Principal hostage and demanding a large yellow vehicle pull up in front of the house. (jrb)
2. No more "Need 250 word essay on causes of American Revolution" postings from AOL subscribers to the Usenet. (Impulse Shopper)
1. Average speed through school zones increases from 45 to 55 mph. (lefty)

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