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Top Ten Signs You Need Sleep

10. You're nodding off in spite of the Jolt I.V. and the Vivarin tablet under your tongue. (Starr)
9. You tip the taxi driver $40 for a $10 fare. (Zies)
8. Your rods and cones have started kicking your eyelids into submission. (mjolnir)
7. You hear "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" and assume it refers to sleep. (Some chick)
6. You need to dust your bed before you get into it. (bunny)
5. You keep using the rumble strip on the side of the road to guide you home. (Trucker John)
4. You've been slapping a houseplant around because it called you a sissy. (Greg Brady)
3. That bed of nails is lookin' mighty comfortable (Ev)
2. Small children run away crying and screaming "It's a zombie! It's a zombie!" (Vasitor)
1. You doze off at the Van Halen concert (jrb)

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