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Top Ten Signs You Need Sleep
You're nodding off in spite of the Jolt I.V. and the Vivarin tablet under your tongue.
You tip the taxi driver $40 for a $10 fare.
Your rods and cones have started kicking your eyelids into submission.
You hear "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" and assume it refers to sleep.
You need to dust your bed before you get into it.
You keep using the rumble strip on the side of the road to guide you home.
You've been slapping a houseplant around because it called you a sissy.
That bed of nails is lookin' mighty comfortable
Small children run away crying and screaming "It's a zombie! It's a zombie!"
You doze off at the Van Halen concert
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