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Top Ten Signs Your Date Doesn't Like You

(submitted by Lorri Lawrence)

10. Shows up to the date wearing one of those "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts (Imaginer, Vasitor)
9. He introduces you as his aunt by marriage. (Lettuce)
8. You tell her you'll call tomorrow, and she asks who you intend to call. (Greg Brady)
7. Brings a book along to read during the entire meal (Jake)
6. Rather than the good-night kiss, she flips you the good-night bird (Michael Lewis)
5. You tried holding her hand and she ran to the bathroom to wash it. (Motoman)
4. He went to get popcorn, and returned in an hour smelling like whiskey (suzanne)
3. He opens his own car door to leave the car....going 55 mph. (srp)
2. She occasionally removes one of her earrings and stabs you with it. (Vasitor)
1. She keeps calling you Lucifer, but HEY! Your name is Kenny! (Greg Brady, Madame X)

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