The position requires a high school education... And all you have is a college.
(Dumbass)
Your $200 Armani tie keeps getting dunked in the deep fryer.
(Inort Pinortny)
There are fifteen staples attaching the application to a medical release form.
(Charlie & Donna)
Pre-screening applicants means losing your fingerprints and your identity.
(JS)
There is yellow police tape all around the office.
(G Man)
You ask for a ridiculous salary and they're all too happy to give it to you.
(Skip.)
Your personal company car is a lowered pink Cadillac with tinted windows.
(Michael Lewis)
After presenting your resume, you have to explain what a resume is.
(Steve Weiss)
Half of the interview is taken up by a weird guy in a lab coat measuring the size of your head.
(NDB)
Question #23 asks if you own your own knee pads.
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