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Satan's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by Chad M. Gaynier)
Fire & brimstone actually smells not unlike that "new car" smell
BBQ chefs that tell you "how to make a real fire"
Chia pet keeps bursting into flames
No good pizza places deliver to hell
Everytime God is done with a memo, he sticks it on your tail
Those damn imps always stealing the remote
Since switching to alternative power, hell not smokey and dark anymore
(Charlie & Donna)
Now need proof of age to buy cigarettes at 7-11
Junk mail from the Montgomery Wards mailing list
People from Phoenix who enjoy the "dry heat."
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