Fire & brimstone actually smells not unlike that "new car" smell
(Bishop)
BBQ chefs that tell you "how to make a real fire"
(Steve Weiss)
Chia pet keeps bursting into flames
(vipercat)
No good pizza places deliver to hell
(Warchild)
Everytime God is done with a memo, he sticks it on your tail
(Bob Clemmons)
Those damn imps always stealing the remote
(John Dzik)
Since switching to alternative power, hell not smokey and dark anymore
(Charlie & Donna)
Now need proof of age to buy cigarettes at 7-11
(Hrvd Girl)
Junk mail from the Montgomery Wards mailing list
(Venkman)
People from Phoenix who enjoy the "dry heat."
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