"You mean ANYBODY can vote? That explains a lot."
(lefty)
"Lincoln, Shmlincoln--How much can you charge people to sleep in MY bedroom?"
(DC Williamson)
"Green really isn't my color."
(Pittsburgh Princess)
"Jeez! I better lay off the snooze button from now on."
(Laffman)
"Trust me, white wigs will come back in..."
(Bugh)
"Can I get sum noo teef."
(Polar-0K)
"Yes I am the Father of this country and you're all grounded!"
(slober)
"How does my birthday keep falling on a Monday?"
(maj)
"Well, well. Look at that monument. Someone must have been talking to Martha."
(Overkill)
"Show me the money?? I AM the money!"
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