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Top Ten Things George Washington Would Say If He Were Alive Today
(submitted by Jake & Lorri)
"You mean ANYBODY can vote? That explains a lot."
"Lincoln, Shmlincoln--How much can you charge people to sleep in MY bedroom?"
"Green really isn't my color."
"Jeez! I better lay off the snooze button from now on."
"Trust me, white wigs will come back in..."
"Can I get sum noo teef."
"Yes I am the Father of this country and you're all grounded!"
"How does my birthday keep falling on a Monday?"
"Well, well. Look at that monument. Someone must have been talking to Martha."
"Show me the money?? I AM the money!"
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