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Top Ten Drawbacks of Going to the Moon
(submitted by SOWorth@aol.com)
Accidentally erasing Neil Armstrong footprints
No matter what they say, Moon Pies from the actual moon just aren't as tasty
Something not so glamorous about being stuffed into a tiny capsule with two other men for a week
It's made of Limberger cheese and you were hoping for Muenster
Moon dust allergies are horrible this time of year
Usually run out of chips and salsa by second lunar orbit
Neil Armstrong gets the majestic quote ("one small step for man..."); you get stuck with: "it sure beats Idaho!"
Ground Control always puts in Apollo 13 as the inflight movie
Must catch a connecting flight at Mir
It's just a little too close to my in-laws house...
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