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Top Ten Things NOT To Put In Your Wedding Vows
(submitted by Lorri Lawrence)
A pledge to never leave the seat up
Ear-Splitting shriek to "break the tension"
Free Agency clause in 3 years
"I promise to love you more than I loved my last 5 wives."
Any mention of malt liquor
Long, tearful goodbye speeches to old boyfriends/girlfriends
"Heads, we get married, Tails, I leave you at the alter."
The word "Three-some"
A wink and courtesy greeting to ex-girlfreinds in attendance
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