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Top Ten Signs You Picked the Wrong Vacation Package
(submitted by carl bishop)
2 weeks at the Denis Rodman Fantasy Basketball Camp was not your wife's idea of a second honeymoon.
Your hotel menu lists entrees that are normally considered as pets.
The brochure states as places to see--Emergency Room, Homeless Shelter and Cheese Factory.
Your first 'seven course dinner' is a six pack of Yohoo and a can of Spam.
The travel agent hands you a UPS second day air sticker, and says "Here's you're ticket, just stick it on your shirt."
Package includes three days and two nights in beautiful downtown Boise, Idaho
The "Low-priced Hotel room with a view of the ocean" is a cardboard box on the roof of the world trade center.
All you get is a rowboat and a map of the Caribbean
Your travel agency is "Ernie's Discount Travel and Bait Shop"
Hotel's "breathtaking view" is a window overlooking the local elderly nudist colony.
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