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Top Ten Signs Your New Boss Doesn't Like You
(submitted by NickW)
Pretends to misunderstand you and gives you a cubbyhole instead of a cubicle.
Keeps telling you that you are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
During a lightning storm at the last company picnic: promoted you to "V-P in charge of weenie-fork holding".
Your christmas bonus was a life insurance policy... sent to your spouse
Memos are attached to bricks and thrown through your office window.
Says "Could you bring me a picture about this size?" and holds up a dart board
Keeps asking, "When are you going to start your car?"
Gives you the new assignment of keeping all of the pencils in the building very sharp
Assigns you to their 'new' Chernobyl branch office
(Richard 'Darkstar' Hum, Emporer Insane Clown)
Hires a small dog with glasses as your new co-worker
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