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Top Ten Things Heard in the Delivery Room After the Septuplets Were Born

(submitted by The A Man)

10. "... 67, 68, 69, 70. Yep, they all have ten fingers. Now, to count the toes..." (Lisa)
9. "I think it's time to buy gerber stock." (booky)
8. "Now, the Mrs. and I are going to move up the block to a quiet shoe." (TBJR)
7. "Aw, jeez. Just two more and we'd have had enough for a baseball team." (starWill, Craig, but you wouldn't know it just by looking at me., WoofWoof)
6. "Nurse, would you turn off the conveyer belt now?" (specter)
5. "1, 1 bouncing baby, ha ha ha. 2, 2 bouncing babies, ha ha ha..." (The Count)
4. "Push, honey, push! I'm running out of video tape!" (Thomas Palsson)
3. "You can name these seven and I'll name the next seven." (Emporer Insane Clown)
2. "Things would go much more quickly if the doctors didn't all try to break the newborn baby juggling record". (
1. "Okay, who switched my glasses with a kaleidescope?" (SouthPaw)

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