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Top Ten Signs Your History Teacher is Incompetent

(submitted by Room 112)

10. Class motto: Locate a State a shot (Eddie Hipp)
9. Thinks Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta (The A Man)
8. You're pretty sure Ben Franklin didn't invent bungee jumping. (Spirit)
7. Believes the mafia to be responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire (Joe-mo)
6. Allows you to cite Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman as a source in your Old West term paper (lefty)
5. Thinks Prozac was responsible for bringing the nation out of the Great Depression (Wrapsethov Grath, The A Man)
4. Focuses exclusively on how marshmallows changed history (DanDaMan)
3. Washington didn't defend the US against the British Invasion of the 1960's. (Spirit)
2. Tells you that Columbo landed in America and discovered the pilgrims (Fluff)
1. Identifies Napoleon as the guy who figured out how to keep different flavors of ice cream from running together (lefty)

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