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Top Ten Reasons to Buy a Furby

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10. Since no one's tried it yet, it's really easy to make the world record for Most Number of Furbys Stuffed in Mouth (JEB)
9. As long as you keep your aluminum foil hat on when in the same room as a Furby, they cannot broadcast your thoughts to the FBI's satellite. So, go ahead and buy one for your kid. ( Impulse Shopper)
8. You need something to figure out that lousy Rubick's Cube. (Boom Oy!)
7. Not only is it cheaper to wear one on your head than to join the Hair Club for Men, but its gabbling and eye rolling are guaranteed chick magnets. (Impulse Shopper.)
6. Furbish fulfills that three credit language requirement you need to graduate. (-ned)
5. Synthetic fur makes excellent and enduring pot scrubbers! (Ole Smoothie)
4. It'll handle the phone conversation whenever a telemarketer calls. (Fuller B. Man)
3. Because the store limits you to only one and even though you don't want or need one, you can't let someone else get one that you are rightfully entitled to. (Henny Donley)
2. Closest thing to a boyfriend that you've ever had. And so cute, too! (Joe Joe)
1. Your child is finished not playing with Tickle Me Elmo; He needs something else not to play with. (EZ street, AJ)

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