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Top Ten Signs You Are Obsessed With Football
(submitted by YAK)
You have no idea what month it is, but it's week 15 of the NFL season.
(The A Man)
You sit through six hours of the home shopping network just to get a chance to buy on of those foam cheesehead hats.
You refer to the NFL draft as: "an oasis in a desert of baseball."
I'll get back to you on that; the halftime highlights are coming on.
(Krass Krangle, Tripwire)
You refer to your oldest child as the "First String."
You have life-sized cut-outs of the Monday Night Football broadcast team in the family room and carry on conversations as if they were there.
(The A Man)
You throw a yellow hankie at your kid whenever she misbehaves.
(Hed Reff, Zenith)
You're so enamored of the sport and the athletes that you actually ENJOY those ludicrous United Way spots.
(Ole "Daddy don' take no mess" Smoothie)
Daughter's wedding or Broncos-Chiefs game? Why, that practically answers itself!
You paint a suit on your bare chest when going to a job interview.
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