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Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Hates You
(submitted by xtraicy)
Draws blood with a rusty knife and a turkey baster.
Cure for everything: "Lots of mayonnaise and TV"
Always tries to wrap the blood pressure cuff around your neck.
The bills always include a pain in the ass charge
Prescribes a pill as big as your head, to be taken six times a day, and no food or water within two hours.
Doesn't try to get you to stop smoking, instead offers you coupons for Lucky Strikes.
(The A Man)
Warms the instruments in dry ice.
Precscribes penicillin. Suggests that moldy cheese is a good source.
Insists on using a rectal thermometer for accuracy.
Assures you that arsenic will help clear up that pesky rash
(Lost in the Sauce)
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