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Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Hates You

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10. Draws blood with a rusty knife and a turkey baster. (Warlok)
9. Cure for everything: "Lots of mayonnaise and TV" (DanDaMan)
8. Always tries to wrap the blood pressure cuff around your neck. (Impulse Shopper)
7. The bills always include a pain in the ass charge (citizenshane)
6. Prescribes a pill as big as your head, to be taken six times a day, and no food or water within two hours. (Maniac Bob)
5. Doesn't try to get you to stop smoking, instead offers you coupons for Lucky Strikes. (The A Man)
4. Warms the instruments in dry ice. (Maniac Bob)
3. Precscribes penicillin. Suggests that moldy cheese is a good source. (Alien Dogstar)
2. Insists on using a rectal thermometer for accuracy. (lefty, SouthPaw)
1. Assures you that arsenic will help clear up that pesky rash (Lost in the Sauce)

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