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Top Ten Ways to Make Driver's Education Fun
(submitted by Tricky Dick)
Ask how many wrecks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
Every once in a while slam your brakes on in the middle of the road just to break the tension.
Hang fake arms and legs out of various places on the car, watch people's reactions.
Show up to take your test in a D5 bulldozer.
(Donna & Charlie, Froggy)
Roll down the windows in the commercial district and play Name That Smell.
Laugh like Beavis and Butthead every time you hear the word "rear."
(The A Man)
Karoake contests from the backseat
(Omega Beta Zeta)
Replace driving cones with stuffed Barney dolls.
Stick magnetic sign to back of car when instructor isn't looking that says "Student Drug Runner."
(Hal A. Peenio)
Serve salsa and chips during films showing various post-wreck carnage.
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